Clinton and Lewinsky are New Condoms


Guangzhou Rubber Group in China handed out 100,000 free samples of its newest manufactured condoms, Clinton and Lewinsky, as part of a marketing effort to raise consumer awareness to safe sex.

Guangzhou Rubber chooses names of people who have shown tremendous responsibility in preventing the spread of HIV. The former president certainly meets that criterion, but Lewinsky!

Liu Wenhua, spokesman for the company believes the idea will sit well with Clinton, since he champions AIDS awareness.

The Clinton condom is top of the line, while the Lewinsky condom is not quite as good.

Mr. Liu also said that after the promotion the Clinton condom will go on sale in southern China at 29.8 Yuan ($3.12) for a box of 12, and the Lewinsky condom 18.8 Yuan ($2.35) for the same quantity.

Clinton was acquitted on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice, brought against him for denying a sexual relationship he had with Lewinsky, when she was a white house intern.

If you are new to condoms, or you haven’t use condoms for a long time, checkout proper condom use before unrolling any condom.

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One Response to Clinton and Lewinsky are New Condoms

  1. Anonymous says:

    The Lewinsky/Clinton condoms may be, historically, the only collectible item in the US with an exploration date. Reason being, the limited supply brought into the country, was immediately gobbled up by admirers. Now that the FDA has banned the condom because of its non-English packaging, hopes of performing in a Lewinsky condom is at an all time low, unless the Chinese come up with an English language packaging favorable to the FDA.

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